These past couple of weeks I have spent a whole lot of time at home. I started to wonder "is it just me?" while untying the twisty tie off the loaf of bread... turning it in one direction and then the other, all the while convincing myself that I know I tightened it in one direction. From there I began to take note of all the little things that occur at home and while out and about that made me wonder 'is it just me'? So here is a little compilation of these things.
Is is just me or...
Do you dread changing the toilet paper roll even though it takes seconds?
Do you always seem to pick the dressing room with the broken lock but are too lazy to switch rooms so you precede to dress while holding the door shut with your behind.
After eating too much candy do you feel better after throwing away your candy wrappers (destroying the evidence) as if that will knock off some of the calories.
Do you seem to pick the squeekiest, most ear-piercing cart or the cart with the wheel that clanks with every rotation at the grocery store, the one that you know everyone is pretending not to hear.
Do you consider picking up your kid's toys part of your workout for the day?
Do you find it awkward when the person in the bathroom stall beside you is talking on the cell phone?!
Do you look forward to your Sam's Club trips just for the samples alone?
Do you get insanely jealous of the audience while watching Oprah's favorite things show and imagine how you would react when Oprah reveals one extravagant give-a-way after another?
Do you love the smell of Cabbage Patch Dolls? Well, this one is probably just me! But next time you are at Target hustle down the toy isle and take a whiff of the Dolls, that smell has to be patented.
So is it just me?!
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15 comments:
yeah...i think it's just you. you crack me up
except the whole, going to sam's club just for the samples.
My poor poor child!!
Hey, is it just me or are you hilarius? You should use this materail for a stand-up rutine. Do you think it's weird that no matter where I park, when I come out to get back in the car one of the cars parked next to me is just pulling in or just pulling out and I have to wait for them to get out of the way before I can get back into the car? And is it weird that it really bugs me?
All I can relate to is the candy. And I do think cabbage patch dolls smell good. (like baby powder)
Justin-
Is it just me or can you not spell?! Still Luv yu!
Paige--that last comment to justin cracked me up...i was thinking the same thing. don't worry justin i still love you too. (evin thogh u caantt spel wrth a dmn)
Yeah, not that I've ever been a good speller, but I've gotten lazy lately because everything else I use has spell check. Why don't they have it for this blog? So are those words they make you write in to post a comment not spelled correctly either? Weird.
i wish the comments had spell check too. i rely on spell check so much.
paige, did you have to google materail? hehe.
i have always loved the smell of cabbage patch kids, i love going to sam's club (i now love the double front seat carts too), i never put a new roll of TP on the roll, just by the toilet, i always get ghetto cards, and I watched oprah for the first time in forever a few days ago. it was the favorites show for summer and the whole time i wondered why I am never lucky to win anything.
so, it's not just you, but maybe it's just a bored housewife in flagstaff syndrome.
I actually LOVE the smell of cabbage patch dolls, any dolls actually. Everytime the girls bring me their dolls to dress i always take a wiff! Yum! Smells like baby powder!
Well I had to make a bee line to Target this morning to take a whiff of the Cabbage Patch dolls. They did smell just like a real baby. lol
all you cabbage patch smelling people are a bunch of freaks!!
Come on Piper try it. You are a little freaky I bet you would like it...you lump rubber!
ok, you got me on that one. i am kind of a freak. but i refuse to sniff a damn cabbage patch. ok...i probably will...
you guys are hilarious (I can spell it even if Justin can't).
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